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Passover Spring…Why Israel is the Best Place to Be…And Why It’s Likely to Stay That Way (BTW, it’s not too shabby for Easter, either)…

Written by Marty Roberts on April 11, 2012 – 12:47 pm -

The so-called Arab Demographic Time Bomb threatening the Jewish nature of the State of Israel is nothing more than a big old dud…

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passover in israel

Spring festivals in the Jewish Homeland, Israel…


touring israel

On today’s show:

The joy of a Jew living in our homeland, Israel…

Nothing quite brings it out like the Passover holiday season…Nothing reminds us more strongly just how lucky we are to be able to live here like celebrating Pesach in the Spring right here, in Israel…


touring israel

From the joy of the seder night, to touring Israel’s National Parks and historic sites…

From the north of the country to the south…


jerusalem ramparts old city

And then, there’s Jerusalem…Walking the ramparts of the Old City…


ice city jerusalem

or visiting the once-in-a-lifetime Ice City…


priestly blessing passover

And nowhere else is the Priestly Blessing delivered more authentically…


easter in jerusalem

All this is dependent upon Israel remaining the Jewish State…But because we are a secular, democratic Jewish State, all religions are free to celebrate their faith here, including the Christian Easter in Jerusalem…


demographic bomb

The Left will have you believe that if we do not create a separate palestinian state, they will overwhelm the Jewish nature of Israel…This is simply not true, as I explain in today’s show (thanks to the wonderful work of retired ambassador Yoram Ettinger)

All this and more on The Marty Roberts Show

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Israel and The United States: Friends or Foes?

Written by Marty Roberts on January 25, 2011 – 12:14 pm -

It’s sometimes very hard to tell…

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Friend or Foe?

The American people have always overwhelmingly supported one of their closest allies, Israel, but, all too often, American government policy does not seem to bear this out…

Two cases in point recently were highlighted in the media…

Rosen and Weissman...Two Ruined Lives

Rosen and Weissman...Two Ruined Lives

The FBI’s unfounded pursuit and subsequent failed prosecution of AIPAC’s Steve Rosen…

spy on you

And then there’s Condoleeza Rice’s massive espionage campaign against Israel…

How can this be?


Jonathan Pollard[/caption]

Then, there’s the granddaddy of them all…Jonathan Pollard…Imprisoned for 25 years…Time to let him go…


Shinya Maeda

Shinya Maeda

Also…Israeli cuisine reaches new peaks as Chef Brueh retires in Tel Aviv, accompanied by world-renowned Gorden Ramsay protege Shinya Maeda from Japan…


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And…Yeshiva Rabbis ban the new plague…cellular telephones…


David and Goliath

David and Goliath

Plus…David and Goliath Redux, and Macy Gray is on the way (even if she does call some of her fans “assholes”)…


Macy Gray

Macy Gray

All this and more on “The Marty Roberts Show”…

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Chabad is “Lighting Up” for Chanukah Around the World

Written by Marty Roberts on September 3, 2010 – 8:18 am -

Even the Great Wall of China will be displaying Channukah candles this year,
not to mention Rachel’s Tomb in Bethlehem…

Also…More on the Talmud, Mishna and Gemorah…What is it?…Why do we need it, anyway?…What does it say about the Jewish calendar?…

Plus…Jews traveling for the holidays

All this and MORE…

Chanukah Starts Next Week!

Chanukah

You can celebrate it wherever you happen to be in the world, partly thanks to Chabad

BTW…It’s the 25th of Kislev on the Jewish calendar, remember?



Great Wall of China

Great Wall of China

There will be Chan,ukah candles even HERE!

Wonder if you can get potato latkes in those little white take-out containers…




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Hizbullah is Undergoing a Rebirth on Israel’s Northern Border

Written by Marty Roberts on September 1, 2010 – 9:14 am -

They are building bunkers, placing missile launchers, laying roadside charges and proudly flying their flags

Hizbullah

Where is UNIFIL?…Where is the Lebanese Army?…Where is the ISRAELI Army?…Don’t ask the Israeli government…

Also…Skiing in Israel…The beautiful Golan Heights…

And…Weird TV appearances approved for Israeli parliament members…

All this and more on “The Marty Roberts Show”…


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No, We DON’T have Mad Cow Disease in Israel..But We’ve Still Got LOT’S Happening

Written by Marty Roberts on August 30, 2010 – 7:37 am -

From Parades, to Conventions, to Swimmers of the Dead Sea…

Also…Now It’s “Sir” Rabbi Sacks, Says the Queen of England

All this and MORE…

No Mad Cow Disease Here, In Israel, No Sireeee-Bob!!!

(But our cows ARE the most productive dairy cows in the world

mad cow

Even though this gal LOOKS a bit whacko…

Strict adherence to the Jewish Dietary Laws guarantee that you will NOT be stricken with the disease of beef brains

Eema!!!!…What Happened to My Mommy(‘s ashes)

potato chips

Jewish Law prohibits cremation…Jews are obligated to return the deceased human body to its Creator…

Violate at your own risk…(In Houston, Texas, USA, apparently there’s a chance of your remains being replaced by a can of potato chips!!!)

Reports from Taibah, Israel, of Allah Turning Little Girl into Dog…

Seem to Have Been on the Same Level of Veracity as a “Newsweek” Article About Koran Desecration

girl-dog

But we still do NOT recommend throwing your copy of The Koran at your mother when she asks you for it…

Sir Rabbi Jonathan………..and Sir E. John

jonathan sacks
knighting


Happy Birthday #79 Your Queenship…

And Mazel Tov to England’s newest “Knight of the Shabbat Table”…

Chief Rabbi of England, Sir Jonathan Sacks

You Could Have Found a Better Place for an International Swim
than the Dead Sea…From Israel to Jordan

dead sea
Some tourist from South Africa didn’t think so, so he swam across the salty sea…

We’re STILL trying to figure THIS one out…

STAY TUNED…


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The Avian Bird Flu H5N1 Continues Its Assault on Israel-What Symptoms?

Written by Marty Roberts on August 30, 2010 – 7:22 am -

Most of the symptoms of the bird flu seem to be manifesting themselves in the hysteria and hyper-criticism of the Israeli press!…The situation seems to be under control (mostly)…Marty explores where the H5N1 avian bird flu may have come from…

Also…Israelis love ice cream…especially in cones and popsicles…Can we keep up with the Americans?…What to do as a tourist in Israel…(Hint: Do NOT satisfy your craving for an ice cream popsicle at a kiosk)…

All this and MORE…

The Bird Flu Continues Its Assault on Israel

Bird Flu Symptoms

Bird flu symptoms are spreading rapidly throughout Israel…

But they seem NOT to be affecting who you might expect…

The Dreaded H5N1 Avian Bird Flue Virus

H5N1 Avian Bird Flu Virus

Scary-looking, isn;t it?

Uhmmm…not really…

Israelis Love Their Ice Cream

Ice Cream in Israel

But not nearly as much as Americans do…

Watch out where you tourists in Israel buy it, though…

A Popsicle (duh)

Popsicle

The popsicle is the preferred form of ice cream consumption in Israel…

Second only to the beloved ice cream cone…

Purchase in a kiosk is NOT recommended (unless, of course, your alternative is a movie theater)


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Madonna is Planning to Build a Kaballah Center to Greet The Messiah in Israel

Written by Marty Roberts on August 23, 2010 – 8:39 am -

She’s planning on paying a LOT of money for a place in Rosh Pina, or so sources say…Does she REALLY think that she is Queen Esther?

Also…The Hermon ski resort in Israel is closed due to bad weather (again)…Another good reason to visit the Holyland?…Marty says “yes!”…

And…As the Iran nuclear threat is turned over to the UN’s able auspices (NOT!), Israeli generals reveal plans to thwart the potential atomic holocaust…What are they saying around the world?…How does a secret agreement with Syria fit into the picture?…As usual, Marty tells all…

Plus…Quakers in Pennsylvania attack IDF (Israeli Army) t-shirts in their schools, the students protest…
All this and MORE…

Madonna

Madonna

She is planning on greeting The Messiah in Israel…

Does she really think that she is Queen Esther?

Queen Esther

Queen Esther

Could she have thought that SHE was Madonna?

A pre-incarnation, maybe?

What does kabbalah have to say about THIS weirdness?

The Hermon Ski Resort

Hermon Ski Resort

Right now, it’s closed due to snow (!!)

But it’s still a GREAT reason to visit Israel!


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The Holiday of Milk and Honey (and Torah): Shavuot

Written by Marty Roberts on August 19, 2010 – 9:28 am -

It’s About More Than Eating Cheesecake

Also…What’s the Deal with Sinai???

Why are so many Israelis willing to risk their lives to get back IN to Egypt???

All this and MORE…

The Land of Milk and Honey

honey
milk


Israel TRULY is!!!!

Even the SPIES got THAT one right…

Just TASTE the wonderful products from Israel…


The World’s Most Contented Cows!!!!

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New Study: (no kidding!) Israel’s dairy cows are the most productive in the world!!!

10,000 liters of the white stuff per cow per year!!!!

It’s official!!!



All the Better to Celebrate the Milk-and-Honey Holiday – Shavuot

shavuot
shavuot


It’s the holiday celebrating the Gift of the Torah to the Jewish People (and the World!!!)…

We also celebrate the grain harvest in Israel…

Sooooo…

We eat, drink, be merry and thank G-d!!!!

Many also give gifts to friends and family (never a bad idea, heh?)…


Sinai…It’s a REAL Place, You Know…

sinai
sinai


And so far, more than 8,000 Israelis have crossed the border into the Sinai Desert, Egypt…

In spite of specific warnings of imminent catastrophic terror attacks…

Where does it say that we are a “stiff-necked people”???

Oh, yeah…the Torah!!!



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Paparazzi Clash With Israeli Police in Jerusalem

Written by Marty Roberts on August 19, 2010 – 8:43 am -

While Chassidic Jews clash with OTHER (so-called) Chassidic Jews in Poland

Paparazzi Clash With Israeli Police

Stars seeing Jerusalem…Jewish traitors seeing stars in Poland…Marty explains…Plus…”No traif for you!”…British soccer stars are disappointed by Jewish dietery laws in Herzeliya…And…”Blue and White” peppers…All the rage in Europe…Who woulda thought?…All this and more on “The Marty Roberts Show”…


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An NBA Superstar Comes Out of the Closet…As a Jew!!!…And, Oh, BTW, Iran Goes Nuclear This Saturday…

Written by Marty Roberts on August 18, 2010 – 10:43 am -

Anybody Paying Attention?…Anybody Care?…Israel?…

Bushehr

Bushehr

Iran officially goes nuclear in just 3 days…Will anybody stop them?…

Plus…New York Knicks’ NBA star Stoudemire comes to Israel…and Tweets “I am Jewish”…

And…Miami Heat NBA star Lebron James gets a Rabbi…

Question…Is Israel…A happy country?…The survey says…Guess so…

Also…Boney M…Censored in Ramallah, new carpets for Al Aqsa Mosque, safe waters for baptism in the Jordan River, shortage of high-end coffee and tea on the horizon for Israel’s malls?

All this and more on “The Marty Roberts Show”…

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Marty Invites All Faiths to Israel for the Holiday Season, Including Christmas in Bethlehem

Written by Marty Roberts on August 17, 2010 – 11:44 am -

No expectations of anything but calm, peace and quiet
But what was that little incident in Manger Square a couple of days ago?…

Also…A Glimpse Into the Incredible World of Talmud
What is the “Pin Test”, anyway?
Are we really smarter than our ancestors?…

Plus…Free Christmas trees for all who ask

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The Wisdom of King Solomon on the Sukkot Holiday: Ecclesiastes – Book of Kohelet

Written by Marty Roberts on August 8, 2010 – 8:53 am -

…Celebrating the Jewish Holiday of Sukkot…The Festival of Booths…

Kohelet

Kohelet


Marty brings you the bottom line on the wisdom of King Solomon, as expressed in the Book of Kohelet…Ecclesiastes, which we read during the Sukkot holidays…He also talks about some of the other laws and customs of the holiday…What’s the deal with waving the palm branches and citrus fruits?…Plus…The “Sukkah of Stars” in Jerusalem…And…Great news for Hebrew U. in the Jewish capital…All this and more on “The Marty Roberts Show”….

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Hamat Gader-A Great Place to Visit in Israel

Written by Marty Roberts on August 8, 2010 – 8:45 am -

…But watch out for the escaped python!!!…

Also…The ZOA and America’s Jews Speak Out Against
Outrageous Praise for Terrorists by Condoleeza Rice…Time for the U.S. to get back in touch with reality (AND her true allies)

And…Hummus Crisis Alert!!!…
All this and MORE…

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The Laura Bush Travelling Comedy, Peace and Women’s Equality Road Show

Written by Marty Roberts on August 1, 2010 – 8:18 am -

Coming soon to a casino or American-funded school near you!!!…(Applies to locations in the Middle East, only)

Also…More prominent visitors to Israel from the world of sports and entertainment…And…(Musical) Victory (almost)!!!
All this and MORE…


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Laura Bush’s Senior’s Comedy Tour Hits Israel and The Middle East

Laura Bush
American First-Lady Laura Bush is on her way to a solo whirlwind tour of the Middle East, including Israel…

After her recent stand-up comedy success in the US, America’s rising star will be giving the world a taste of your newly-hatched act…

She’ll be appearing in places like Amman, Jericho, Alexandria, Cairo and Jerusalem…

Critics don’t expect the other “seniors tour” act on the road today , Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones, to present significant competition to Laura’s Travelling Laff Fest…



Israel’s New, State-of-the-Art International Airport

Ben Gurion Airport
The Middle East’s New

Gateway of the Stars…


Soccer Star Ronaldo Visits the “Zone”

Ronaldo
Warm-up act for the “Laura Bush Show”???

A star in his own right…

To the Eurovisionfinals!!!…Shiri Maimon

Shiri Maimon
Eurovision

UN-Sponsored Educational Institution…

UN school
What exactly are they teaching at this UN school in Gaza???…

Today, they were launching mortars and shooting at innocent Israeli citizens from within the school…

Where are you, Kofi???…


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Animal Rights=Human Rights…NOT according to Judaism, they sure don’t!!!

Written by Marty Roberts on July 28, 2010 – 9:00 am -

Also…Thousands of Tourists..and..Bunker-Busting Bombs..on the Way to Israel…Why???…or Why Not???


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Bunker-Buster Smart Bombs–on the Way to Israel

bunker buster
Just where would Israel be thinking of depositing these “smart” bombs???

Why is America saying, “No,No,No” to the idea of Israel taking out Iran’s nuclear capability???

Why is Ariel Sharon saying, “No,No,No” to the idea of Israel taking out Iran’s nuclear capability???

“Your lips tell me no-no, but your weapons-sales have yes-yes in your eyes”!!

More Plagues…This time in America???

locusts
locust

How did the locusts get here???

What’s next…Darkness???

Hail of fire and brimstone???

Boils???

Would YOU really have to think twice, given the choice of saving your pet dog’s life, or that of a fellow human-being???

Today’s answers are disturbing, to say the least!!!

PETA Ad…Are They FOR REAL???

PETA ad

Would anybody in their right mind compare the slaughter of chickens for people to eat with the slaughter of Jews in THE HOLOCAUST???!!!

Animal Rights = Human Rights???

goldfish
dog

Should your pet have the same legal rights as your grandmother??? (or even more, when it comes to mercy-killing!!)

They’re Ba-aack!!!

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The Tourists are Flooding Into Israel From All Over the World…

Even the Japanese are getting in on the fun!!!


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